Christmas Eve.

Mk so. Today was Christmas Eve.

I think it all kind of blew past me, you know? Like I'm most likely not going to remember this day for the rest of my life or even two months from now. It's almost like I took it for granted. I almost feel like today just wasn't worth it. But I did really enjoy Sunday school this morning. I love it when John teaches cause it always makes me think. He's a great teacher.

Anywho

I have an amusing story to tell about last night so I will tell. :P

It was around 2:30 in the morning. Kara and I were in her bed and Brittany, in her own. We were all talking about hot guys, Fiona Apple being raped when she was 12, and Elliot Smith being beaten by his step dad when he was younger and eventually supposedly stabbed himself in the chest twice (which by the way I think is completely ridiculous because seriously, who would stab them self in the chest, then pull the knife back out and do it all over again right before his next album was going to be released? I think he was murdered, but because he was so depressed they thought, hey he just killed himself.) you know what all teenage girls like to talk about. Anyways, I'm getting off the actual subject here. So, we were talking and Kara was turned towards Brittany's bed. I was in the process of turning to face the wall and go to sleep, and Brittany was looking right at the window. So all of the sudden this light, that looked as if it was a flood light or a boat light, shone right into the window and seemed to turn off after about a second or two. I was facing the wall but it was so bright Brittany just stopped cold and the room was completely silent. Then I asked Kara what that was. Of course, she never answered cause Kara and Brittany were both about to pee themselves. Then the faintest voice to the left of me says "Hey guys can I come over there..." and then this girl just rolls over me and grabs all the covers from me. Of course, it was Brittany. So here we are about 2:45 in the morning on Christmas Eve all lying in the same bed and trying to get every last inch of all three of our bodies under the same cover. Then we try to explain what just happened. So Kara is like "Maybe it was a burglar." I decide that it's some kind of science fiction character maybe an alien and it makes me think of the movie Signs. Brittany is a pansy so she is sure it was just Rudolph and Santa's coming early this year. So I begin rambling on about how I think it was the aliens and they've already killed off everyone on the planet besides us in our basement. If we make any sudden movements the aliens can detect our liveliness and shoot us with they're mind powers. While Kara and Brittany are trying to decide what to do.
OPTION 1. Yell for Kara's dad really loudly.
My response: "NO! NO! That is THE worst idea."
Brittany: "Why?"
Me: "Because THEY will hear us!"

As a result, we try to think up another plan.

OPTION 2. Run upstairs as fast as we can and up to Seth's room, which we believe is the safest place in the house.
My response: "OKAY, LET'S DO IT!"
Brittany: "NO!" *abruptly thrusts he leg and arm over Kara's and my body* "I'm a gamer geek, I can't RUN! I'll get left behind to die!"
Kara:"ooookay...Well it's too much of a risk to run by the door anyway."
Me: *Thinks her friends are completely dumb, but loves them anyway*

As a result we ditch that plan and start again from scratch even thought this method doesn't seem to be working.

OPTION 3. Kara gets her phone off the desk by her bed and calls her dad's cell phone.
My response: "Well you can't make any sudden movements unless you want to risk your life and Brittany's and my legs.
Britt and Kara: *Thinks that I'm a retard because aliens aren't real*
Britt: "But, wouldn't it be creepy if he didn't have his cell phone in his room and we heard it vibrate somewhere?"
Kara: "So should I call the house phone?"
Me: "That would be even louder and even creepier."
Britt: "Get over it, stupid."
Me: "YOU were the one flipping out about everything earlier!"
Britt: "Oh shut up."
Me: "I'm just going to plug my ears then." *sticks fingers in ears*

Meanwhile Kara and Brittany decide that they're going to go with option 1 and yell for they're dad. Of course with my ears plugged there was no one there to tell them that the aliens would hear them. So I, wondering why Kara hasn't reached down to get her phone, unplug my ears and start to ask what was going on.

Me: "Wha.."
Kara and Brittany: "AHEEEEEYYYY! DAAAAAAAAAD! DAAAAAAAD! AHHHHH!"

So I start to freaking hyperventilate as a result of two girls on either side or me unexpectedly starting to scream they're stupid heads off.

Me:*wheezing*
Kara: *evil which laugh*
Brit: "What the heck is your problem?!?!"
Kara: "I think she's hyperventilating..."
Britt: "Oh"
Me: *calms down and begins just breathing hard instead or wheezing*

Finally I calm waaay down and Kara and Brittany decide that since it didn't work last time this time they'll just yell louder. This time they make me yell, too.

Kara and Britt: "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY! DAAAAAAAAAD! DAAAAAAAAAD!
Me: BILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! BILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Okay, so there was still no movement upstairs and I just want to run upstairs and go to Seth's room. But no, Britt is not going anywhere until she has a logical explanation as to what happened earlier.

Brittany: "Kara, call the house phone."
Me: "WAIT, let me plug my ears."
Kara: "You know what would be really creepy? If someone else picked up the phone! Oh well!"*calls her dad*

So Billy comes down the stairs while we're all sighing of relief and saying thank God.

Billy: *Picks up phone* Hello?
Kara: Heyyyyy...um come downstairs and turn on the lights please.
Billy:*hangs up phone and comes downstairs* "What is your all's problem?!?!" *turns on light*

Me, Kara, and Britt run up the stairs past Billy all trying to talk at once. Finally we tell them all what happened and we eventually settled down on Seth's bedroom floor and fell asleep to School House Rock.

E -lect- trisity, EEEEE-lect-trisity!

So that was my story. Thought I'd amuse you with that.

Anywho, as of now It's 10:03. I'm at my actual house. I'm chatting with Kara on aim and I kind of am with Kirby. Listening to my Itunes on shuffle as usual and Hotel Yorba by The White Stripes is playing :] mmm good song.

Today!
Today I woke up in Seth's room and it was really cold. I went downstairs and got ready for church. Went to church and Sat in a pew with Kirby, Kara, and Janie. Dennis got me and Kara and Britt and Phillip Sufjan Stevens posters. :] They also played Sufjan during communion which made me happy. Then went to Sunday school and I really liked the class it was about the whole Merry Christmas dispute and then it got a lot deeper. So anywho then we went back to Kara's and then to her GGs and then back to Kara's and then my dad came and picked me up. Then we went to the Christmas Eve service at church. They again played Sufjan, which again made me very happy then I came home and got online and then I find myself here.

So that's my song. :]
12-24-06