Ears, nose, throat.

Today I want to get a physical for cheer leading. My dad and I filled out some forms and then some girl called me into this other room where she weighed me, measured my height, checked my vision, blood pressure and my pulse. Which by the way she said that I weighed one pound more than I actually did. ;] So anyways she left and some other girl came in after forever of waiting in that horribly cold room. The next girl's name was Pam. She was really nice so she checked my flexibility, my neck and back, my heart, chest, lungs, skin, nose, throat, and ears. She said that I had a big thing of wax in my left ear(which was the first one she checked) and she said she'd be right back. I thought she was kidding. She came back in with a long white pick looking thing. The she began to dig in my ear. It was so painful. I thought she was just stabbing my eardrum or something. She asked me if I had hearing problems or ear pains or anything. I said no. Then she resumed with killing my ear. You could tell I was in a lot of pain. She said she was sorry and that that should be considered cruel and unusual punishment. Then she decided my wax ball wasn't going to budge. After she killed my ear she said that I was going to need to put peroxide in it. Then she said, "I bet the other one's the same way. I thought to myself, Oh No not the the OTHER one, too! So she checked and said yep there's some major ear blockage here. I just thought it was the most amusing thing. But oh so painful at the same time.